If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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