Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Buhtt sex?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
