so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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