I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
MIDGETS
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What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
