I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't deserve a penis
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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