I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
