is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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