you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
