My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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