haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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