And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
