Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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