just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
