I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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