We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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