would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
no you cant smoke seaweed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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