let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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