"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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