8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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