S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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