shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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