Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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