shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
