Where did you get a picture of my penis
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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