normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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