i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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