For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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