covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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