lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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