Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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