He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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