: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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