Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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