I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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