you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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