And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
