and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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