Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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