I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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