What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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