I need help removing her.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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