Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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