She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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