We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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