Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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