hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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