this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he puts the penis in happiness.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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