i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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