To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
do nipples grow back?
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