I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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