i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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