god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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