It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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