I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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