i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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